Things my two year old said to me today...
1. (Complaining about dinner) "When I was a kid, this cheese wasn't so sour."
2. (Waiting for me to go to the store to buy milk) "Are you go-wing YET MAMA?"
3. (Not wanting to share) "When my Daddy gets home, I'm telling him you took a bite of my chips."
4. (Sixth time calling me into his room 45 min after bedtime) "Mama, I called you in pecause this didn't work, but now it works pecause it works. Thanks."
5. (1 hour after bedtime sitting on the toilet pretending to poop while I'm on the computer typing - apparently loudly - in the next room) "Quiet please. I said, quiet please. Mama? Mama?! I said QUIET PLEASE. (now whispering to himself annoyed) I said, quiet please."
2. (Waiting for me to go to the store to buy milk) "Are you go-wing YET MAMA?"
3. (Not wanting to share) "When my Daddy gets home, I'm telling him you took a bite of my chips."
4. (Sixth time calling me into his room 45 min after bedtime) "Mama, I called you in pecause this didn't work, but now it works pecause it works. Thanks."
5. (1 hour after bedtime sitting on the toilet pretending to poop while I'm on the computer typing - apparently loudly - in the next room) "Quiet please. I said, quiet please. Mama? Mama?! I said QUIET PLEASE. (now whispering to himself annoyed) I said, quiet please."
