I'm so fucking irritated. One kid is pretending that he has to poop so he can have bathroom party and get out of taking a nap while the other one keeps falling asleep for ten minutes and then waking up screaming. I just walked out of the bathroom to fetch the screecher and "Family Matters" was on my TV. I feel like such a fucking boring mom. Really, like a fat, dumpy, uninteresting, unintelligent stereotypical mom. On top of all that the father of these two is being the biggest dipshit and I'm SO irritated at him. I really need a dose of culture in my life. Or maybe some good hard drugs. I really need a break. Ok, I don't know what I need. What I do know is that today, this, all of this, is just not it.