Potty Talk

"Mama?" says Cai, from the toilet, I'm around the corner in my office.

"Yes son?"

"Do we need the blood and the bones?"

"Yours?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah, why?"

"Cause I'm going poo and I didn't know cause you said it all comes out."

Earlier today while changing Choco's diaper I explained to Cai that poo was all the food we eat after our bodies have absorbed all the healthy stuff.

"Yes, honey. Poo is just food, you get to keep your blood and bones."

"Ok. Mama?"

"Yes, son?"

(Exasperated) "Why didn't you just tell me that the first time?"

"You're right. Sorry, I should have thought of it."

"It's ok Mama, you don't have to say sorry. No biggie."